flexed:

“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

(via kiss-tomorrowgoodbye)

4chanofficial:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

(via proudtobeinthebadnewscrowd)

pineapplesofhospitality:

barbieandken:

My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?

Boom.

(Source: somegirlnamedkaitlyn, via getinthetruckk)

virginiacountryboy:

paint-me-a-birmingham:

please help find her! nichole’s been missing since sunday night. she was last seen in her mother’s driveway in glenburn, maine, USA wearing a hoodie and light-washed jeans. i didn’t make this flier & i understand that she’s 5’1” not 5’3” but the point is, she’s missing! i don’t care what “type” of blog you have, please reblog. IT COULD SAVE HER LIFE!

Hey guys, there over 7,000 of you following me. Think we could get a signal boost and pass this around? Get her face out there? I’d really appreciate it. Thanks you guys!
-Ty

(via georgia-redhead)

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asphyxion:

i went to a high school where they played jeopardy music when you had about 30 seconds to get to class and i shit you not best part of the day was seeing kids sprinting to class with this music playing

(via i-heard-jesus-he-drank-wine)